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welcome to paradise

boobsinger:

wanting to be friends with people on tumblr but not knowing how toimage

stay-f0r-awhile:

this is actually the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

safe-net:

safe-net:

I just saw a blurred shinji on the news

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blurred shinji meme confirmed. 

aang-banged:

spitfirerenegade:

ratkingofthehill:

IS THIS FOR REAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yasssss

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

kobetyrant:

black people be like: she just turned 72

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white people be like: she’s turning 13 this November! 

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frankiemarx420:

this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter beyonce

frankiemarx420:

this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter beyonce